The cell phones that were already banned from Milwaukee Public Schools are FO REAL Banned now. Why you ask?
Simple. Then when fights erupt at school, and outside school, ADULTS can't be summoned to help in the FIGHTING! What? Forget learning, because apparently with one of the worst aptitude test results and/or graduation rates in the country that is the least of school official worries. They have to worry about ADULTS coming and fighting.
For the love of posterity!