I decided to go for run. While stretching I saw this poor skinny sickly looking thing of a girl stumbling down the side walk. She passed me and my neighbors, who were stooping it, a few times. Back and forth and back and forth until eventually she just sat down on the sidewalk in front of my building. I figured the 4 dudes outside would check on her to make sure she was okay.
I went on my run and when I returned the girl was out cold. I asked her if she needed a ride somewhere but she was out. I ran inside got my keys and asked again. She half-woke up and started crying telling me I was so nice. I knew she wasn't dangerous because she still had her order pad and waitress apron and a cd player in tote (I can't believe she didn't lose those things). She also had leaves in her hair and an huge fat lip. SHE WAS WASTED at 6 p.m.
She told me she lived on Brady and Farwell, but insisted I let her off at Warren and Brady. She couldn't even shut the car door she was so loaded. I yelled out the window to ask people at the Nomad to see if they would watch just to make sure she got to a house as I had to move my car (the people behind me were getting pissy). All I got was a bunch of attitude. THE DRINKING PEOPLE IN MILWAUKEE are so SELFISH and SELF-CENTERED. My neigbors and the store guy across the street were just going to let her sit there, on the side-walk (across the street that got held up earlier this summer), passed out. Then not one person sitting there, doing nothing but drinking beer, could take the time to simply watch to see she got home. SOME PEOPLE'S KIDS!
On a side note inbetween her telling me I was so nice, she did say, "and kinda cute" - which was slightly disturbing, but in her state I'm just glad she didn't puke in my car.
Then I had a fantabulous secondish kinda date thing-a-ma-bob. It was perfect. I'm crushing bad!
With that I encourage you to not think about yourself all the time, because there's somebody out there a little worse off than you... :) And when you do good things, good thing are to come. It's my catho-karma view and I'm stickin' to it!
[Edit] [Delete] [View Comments]Subject : NFL stands for Never Figure League (according to Madden) 09/30/07Posted Date: : Sep 30, 2007 8:15 PMI have too much to do to focus merely on Maddenisms tonight, but in one short quarter he had a couple worth noting...
Giants vs. Eagles 10/30/07
"That deal and piles and stuff…"
"The eagles look like they have a plan now, earlier they were stumbling….but now they are feeling like they are getting it."
"Where was Strahan? Well he wasn't in there. The rookie was."
"That was an eagle eye Manning, making them jump and making a shorter third down conversion."
"That was kinda of an option thing."
"Then you get a younger passer, his second year, but really his first year… you are going to have those jumps because you can not let a defensive guy get a jump on you."
"When you're trying to figure out protections, and trying to do too many things, then time just runs out on ya."
"... or when he blitzes away going downhill."
And the best...
"McNabb, as a quarterback; he can be freaky."
GO COLTS! 4-0. Get well soon Addai, Morris, Harrison and BOB. You can play with a bruised rib - right?
Hey come to think of it, maybe I love bob most because he too is palindromic!