The stoop sitters just busted some crack-heads across the street. Ah yeah. Five (well 3 for sure, but we think 5 total) were hauled off b/c of our neighborhood watch program.
The watch program is ingenious - really. You can start one in your neighborhood too. Simply sit out on your stoop, drink beer, and watch. When you see the same vehicles drive by several times to meet the same messed up looking folks across the street you report it. Some other factors to look for are 1. Unlimited use of the pay phone resulting in the same dudes coming outside and exchanging words with each caller. 2. the girl with the mini-car that looks like it's been muddin' b/c it's caked with mud. Only queer thing is that the back driver's side window is missing and she's taking a four-hour nap with an umbrella perched. 3. The same old ladies who haven't looked like they've showered in weeks alternate on the stoop with the sellers. and the list goes on...
I need to get to a wedding, but today has pretty exciting thus far. Good prevails :)
The watch program is ingenious - really. You can start one in your neighborhood too. Simply sit out on your stoop, drink beer, and watch. When you see the same vehicles drive by several times to meet the same messed up looking folks across the street you report it. Some other factors to look for are 1. Unlimited use of the pay phone resulting in the same dudes coming outside and exchanging words with each caller. 2. the girl with the mini-car that looks like it's been muddin' b/c it's caked with mud. Only queer thing is that the back driver's side window is missing and she's taking a four-hour nap with an umbrella perched. 3. The same old ladies who haven't looked like they've showered in weeks alternate on the stoop with the sellers. and the list goes on...
I need to get to a wedding, but today has pretty exciting thus far. Good prevails :)
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