Santa is to Christmas is what Madden is to FootballPosted Date: : Sep 9, 2007 7:15 PMIt is not a true football season until Maddenisms have begun.
Until the commentator pays homage to Brett Favre in a game where Brett is not even playing...
Until the obvious is stated until it can be stated no more...
Until you say, "What did he just say?"...
Until you realize it just wouldn't be the same without our rolly, polly, rambler...
Until John Madden has uttered his first Maddenism it is not Football season.
Thank God this seaon is well underway!
Some of this week's favs:
"It had to be inside the outside of the pylon. That ball was clearly outside the inside...so what you outta think about is short tackling for containing."
"I think Plaxico Burress fell down on that one." "He went to step in and fell down." Blah blah blah "But he falls down in the pattern" (Did you see it? - Yep, he fell down)
On why Terrell Owens hasn't gotten a catch -- "you know probably why, because they haven't thrown the ball (to him) yet. He has yet to catch a pass"
"This isn't a three step drop. This is a one step drop."
"Just pounding. Just pounding. Dominating the line of scrimmage."... "At 354, I've seem some big, ol', fat people before, this isn't one of them."
GOD how I love Football! Grrrrr. GO COLTS!
Until the commentator pays homage to Brett Favre in a game where Brett is not even playing...
Until the obvious is stated until it can be stated no more...
Until you say, "What did he just say?"...
Until you realize it just wouldn't be the same without our rolly, polly, rambler...
Until John Madden has uttered his first Maddenism it is not Football season.
Thank God this seaon is well underway!
Some of this week's favs:
"It had to be inside the outside of the pylon. That ball was clearly outside the inside...so what you outta think about is short tackling for containing."
"I think Plaxico Burress fell down on that one." "He went to step in and fell down." Blah blah blah "But he falls down in the pattern" (Did you see it? - Yep, he fell down)
On why Terrell Owens hasn't gotten a catch -- "you know probably why, because they haven't thrown the ball (to him) yet. He has yet to catch a pass"
"This isn't a three step drop. This is a one step drop."
"Just pounding. Just pounding. Dominating the line of scrimmage."... "At 354, I've seem some big, ol', fat people before, this isn't one of them."
GOD how I love Football! Grrrrr. GO COLTS!
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