I hate computers - working on them is like having a drunken conversation

I hate computers.  They are some of the most frustrating things in the world.  Right behind trying to figure out why people do the things they do and why it always rains each time I straighten my hair. 

I love it when I spend hours accomplishing absolutely nothing - it's like having a drunken conversation.  Time and energy spent and not even knowing if anything will be remembered/saved; then having to start all over again. Arghhh.