So this weekend I experienced some music. Josh Gracin performed at my work, it was a bit canned but livened up in the end. And the band members seemed very nice. And they signed my cd (yes I already had it - I like the Nothin' to Lose song) so I'm a fan. And we previewed some of the songs on his next album and were pretty good.
Then I went to a pretty kick-ass cover band (and I'm not saying that to suck up for free shots - I think the whiskey is still in my system) - Scott & Woody at the MKE Buckhead.
I've dated my fair share of band boys and understand the fascination - they get sweaty, drunk, stoned and are generally deaf. All strong qualities to look for in a possible beau. Oh and did I mention they are probably pretty likely to cheat. (I know generalization - but that's what I'm good at.)
So here's the point of my blog - why the heck are women such floozies for band guys? My friends are "friends of" the second band so I was able to meet them and have first hand viewing of attempts at "how to get in the pants of a band guy."
First - You tell them how much you LOVE them - this is generally when the are between sets (or as they are leaving the bar - in hopes that their girl for the night hasn't been chosen).
My favorite comment by far was how one girl, "ADMIRED a good drummer." ???
I admire people who have struggled from despair and have some how come out prosperous or victorious. I guess for many band guys this can equate to waking up the next morning without a super bad hang-over?
Second - you make sex-me eyes while they're performing.
If by chance they look up and you caught their eye you then quickly move to the next step.
Third - you jump on stage and start dancing.
If your dancing is not getting the reaction you are looking for you don't stop. No, you go one step further.
Fourth - you gyrate as close as you can to the actual band guy - Repeat this movement over and over.
I'm sure the band guy is only thinking about you - not the song or the next beer the next chick is bringing him...
Come'on ladies. Are there still ladies out there? I'm about to digress but you have to check out the dude listed under my friends (the half-naked one). He's pretty hot and had some good posts about what's up in MKE. I don't know him and after viewing his friends I know why - His friends DON'T WEAR CLOTHES! And then here's dork me on my horse... Back to the main blog.
I'm sure there are many more steps and variations thereof. But my goodness. After seeing the number of hoochies that are out there I think I will be single for quite some time. I can't compete - and really don't want to. Plus, I would think lines like, "So, can you show me your paradiddle?" would be more effective at getting a drummer into bed.
I'd also, like to think that the four step above aren't the most effective tactics. They didn't work the nights I witnessed so - you go band boys!
With that I'm signing off - good night.